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Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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[smsma]

حلوين جدآ شكرآ كتكوته
وفي انتظار المزيد

[كتكوته]

تسلمين أختى سمسمة

ومبروك على أشرافك على القسم

[ميدو]

عاوز حد يزقزقني علشان اضحك ؟؟ هم الانجليز بيضحكوا بالعربي زينا يا كتكوتة .. طب اسمعي دي؟ في كتكوته شافت نملة عاوزة تشرب من الميه بتاعتها ؟ تعرفي عملت فيها ايه ؟؟؟ حزري ؟؟ .............................................. كلتها .. بايخة مش كدة

[hareedy11]

مشكلتى انى ضعيف فى اللغه العربيه ممكن نخليها نكت بالانجليزى

[smsma]

	المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة كتكوته

	تسلمين أختى سمسمة ومبروك على أشرافك على القسم

الله يبارك فيكي ياقمر

[ست الحبايب]

حلوين كتكوتة وننتظر منك دايما كل حلو

بارك الله فيكى

[shinichi]

Thats was so funny

thanks

[midoaa]

hahahahahahahahahaha
ضحكة بالانجليزي

[مسلمة]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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